Description
“IT’S OK I WON’T SHOW UP TO YOUR FUNERAL EITHER.” Its muted gold lettering keeps the look clean and wearable, letting the wit speak without shouting. Made for gallows-humor fans, unapologetic introverts, and anyone who appreciates a brutally honest line at birthdays, bachelorette weekends, memorial-adjacent jokes, or a night out with friends who understand your sense of humor. The classic fit and midweight cotton feel easy for everyday wear, while durable construction makes it ready for repeat rotation.
Product features
– Solid colors are 100% cotton; Dark Ash is 90% cotton and 10% polyester
– Shoulder-to-shoulder tape helps stabilize the neck and shoulders
– Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems add durability
– Tubular construction without side seams reduces fabric waste
– Classic-fit, midweight shirt made and assembled in the USA
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
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